“Utterly endearing. This is completely addictive reading.”
– Paperback Choice, The Press Association

Bringing Nothing To The Party is the bizarre story of Paul Carr’s not-entirely-successful attempt to become a famous Internet billionaire. It was first published in 2008 by Weidenfeld & Nicolson and is available from Amazon (and all good bookstores) in the UK and on Kindle in the US.

With the kind permission of Weidenfeld & Nicolson, the entire contents of the book are available to read online, below. Or you can download the entire ebook here.

“The self-deprecating humour and drunken exploits that irritate the very people he needs to keep on side keeps you turning the pages.” - Spectator Business Reads Of 2008

Table of Contents Prologue 1.0 ‘Hello World’ 2.0 ‘The interactive hit of the summer’ 3.0 ‘You can lead a leopard to dog milk…’ 4.0 ‘Jealousy is the mother of invention‘ 5.0 ‘Children, animals and the love of your life, oh my…‘ 6.0 ‘What’s a nice girl like you doing at a sausage fest like this?‘ 7.0 ‘There must be an angel…‘ 8.0 ‘All the best meetings are taken‘ 9.0 ‘This could be heaven or this could be hell‘ 10.0 ‘Nice colour…’ ‘…That’s Bone‘ 11.0 ‘MySpace or yours?‘ 12.0 ‘Relationship status: complicated‘ 13.0 ‘Banged up‘ 14.0 ‘Running on fumes‘ 15.0 ‘Denial‘ 16.0 ‘Two girls, one fuck-up‘ 17.0 ‘Taking stock‘ 18.0 ‘The End Game‘ Epilogue Acknowledgements Want to know what happened next? Follow some of the major “characters” from BNTTP on Twitter.

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